About Us

 Resident Artist, Commandess-in-Chief, Designer Extraordinaire. Cat's specialty is predicting your needs before you even knew you needed them. A master of costume, a professional at paints, a savant at service. If Cat's on the job, the product will be nothing less than inspired. 

 Resident Engineer, Commandant-in-Chief, Techie Extraordinaire. Colin's specialty is taking your needs, and fulfilling them past perfection. A Maestro of Manuals, an Expert of Electronics, a Magician of Modifications. If Colin's on the job, you can expect a form-factor un-matchable and a dash of mad science. 

 Orator of Stories, Curator of Unity, Architect of Fabrications. Adam's specialty is introducing flavor and excitement to the humdrum of the mundane. A Composer of Manuscripts, a Maestro of the Imaginary, an Agent of Originality. If Adam's on the job, you can expect to experience brilliant showmanship and a rebellious production that pushes the borders of normalcy itself.  

 Tamer of Beasts, Harbinger of Relaxation, Guru of Galvanism. Stephen's specialty is his exceptional curation of calm. A whisperer of fine instruments, a diffuser of stress, an administrator of assets. If Stephen's on the job, you can expect every issue to be met with a cool attitude and comforting tranquility. 

 Viscount of Oubliettes, Aristocrat of Honor, Shredder of Summits. Zac's specialty is taking a task and performing it with utmost precision. A leader of munchkins, a teller of tales, a zapper of bugaboos. If Zac's on the job, you can be certain it will be accepted with the utmost seriousness, and unmatched reliability.  

 Framer of Coffers, Deadeye of Darts, Deliverer of Confectioneries. Freda's specialty is supporting others in whichever way she can, be it sugary snacks or defending against ne'er do wells. A mother of needy, a giver of gifts, and a deliverer of foam justice. If Freda's on the job, you can expect creative craftsmanship and the perfect feminine touch. 

 Certifiable Cosmonaut, Distinguished Culinarian, Seasoned Defender. Bill's specialty is unbreakable commitment to the cause. A baker of goods, an intellectual in alarms, a commander of the skies. If Bill's on the job, you can be certain that it will get done without complaint and with the absolute height of customer service. 

Backyard Barker, Head of Security, Treat Aficionado. Beans is the glue that holds the company together. A stalwart against mailmen, an appreciator of table scraps, a professional napper. If Beans is on the job, you'll never have to worry about dropped food staying around for long, because he'll be at your side the whole time.

With Velvet, you can always expect reliable, friendly, honest service. We hold ourselves only to the highest standards.